Thanks to Simon

I never thought there would be a time in my life where I would personally want to thank Simon Cowell.  Not for leaving Idol, wearing V-neck shirts, being British, having chest hair, or giving honest opinions but because he introduced me to something amazing.

A few weeks ago Simon was on the Oprah Show.  The two drank tea as they discussed his reasons for leaving Idol.  He said he was drinking PG and Oprah said she preferred Earl Gray.  Simon said, “that’s what the Queen drinks. It’s very posh.”  Apparently, PG is for commoners (aka the rest of us, not the Queen or Oprah).  It’s not the least bit surprising that Oprah drinks the same tea as the Queen, Oprah is practically our Queen, right? As a committed tea drinker for the past several years, I was surprised to hear Simon mention a tea that I didn’t know.  I felt a little silly thinking that I knew all about teas when clearly that was not the case.

Well, turns out a few days later I was in the need for more tea after giving up on an awful green tea.  As I wandered down the tea/coffee/rice aisle in Kroger and what did a find, well golly, it was a box of PG on the top shelf almost out of my reach.   England’s Number 1 Tea! I quickly bought the box and I have been loving it ever since.  No need for Red Bull, the caffeine in this tea could totally outlast Lindsay Lohan’s alleged late-night partying.  One cup of this in the morning and I feel like I am flying until afternoon.  I was jittery the first time I had this tea.  Seriously.

Side-note: this tea is definitely not posh considering it is 40 bags of tea for about $4.  Being posh is overrated unless you’re actually Posh.

Since I am on a kick of talking writing about drinks, here are my Top 3 beverages that I’m enjoying at the moment (water was excluded from this list because it is an automatic number 1 and writing about water is boring):

1. PG

2. POM Wonderful – The fabulous people at POM Wonderful sent me a box of these little guys and they are delicious. POM juice is the perfect mixture of sweet and tart. Who doesn’t love a sweet and tart?

3. Smoothies - I have been making a lot of smoothies recently. I think that’s because it feels like it’s a million degrees all of a sudden (anybody else hate summer?) and I want something cold.  My usual smoothie includes, water or tea, ice, POM juice, frozen banana, almond milk, hemp protein powder with maca, and spinach (I tried kale and it was f to the -unky).

Flashback beverage

Shirley Temple – I used to always order a Shirley Temple when I was a kid. We didn’t drink soda on a regular basis and it was reserved for special occasions, like going out to dinner.   I never liked soda as a kid, still don’t in fact, but when you take Sprite, Grenadine (cherry flavored liquid sugar), a few cherries and mix them together it’s pure bliss.  I have heard some Shirley Temples are made with Ginger Ale and not Sprite. I haven’t had one of these since middle school because I reached a point where I knew that drinking water was the healthier option.   One of these days I am going to get around to ordering a Shirley Temple. With Stoli. That’s the way to bring a old-school favorite into your twenties :)

Are there any celebrities you would thank for introducing you to something? Simon, thanks for the PG 411.  What was your favorite childhood drink? Hands down, Shirley Temples were the best.   Bug Juice is definitely the second best.

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Do You Look the Part?

Carnivore.  Vegan.  Vegetarian.  Healthy.

A few days ago I came across this article about Ozzy Osbourne.  He is now a vegetarian.  The man who once bit the head off a live bat at a concert.  The heavy metal icon.  The man who has struggled with addiction for years.  The man who incoherently mumbles but then yells, “Sharon!!!!” as he stumbles around the house.  I told my mom, a fellow vegeterian, about Ozzy’s new-found meatless ways.  I said something along the lines of, ‘”I guess after years of doing drugs and biting bats, he just can’t stomach a grilled chicken breast anymore.” We shared a laugh about it.
He wears black from head to toe, has an “Ozzy” tattoo across his knuckles, and was the lead singer of Black Sabbath.  His nickname, The Prince of Darkness, doesn’t exactly conjure up pictures of tofu burgers and veggie wraps.  I truly applaud that he is eating a healthier meat-free diet; I wouldn’t be a vegetarian if I didn’t think that it was healthy but it is interesting to say the least. Ozzy certainly doesn’t look the part of vegetarian.  What does a vegetarian look like exactly? Of course, you can’t know what somebody eats without asking them but there are definitely stereotypes. Tye-dye.  Earthy. Weak.  Tree-hugger.  Skinny.  Hippies.  Granola. Peace signs.  Crunchy.
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Happy Cow has a huge list of well-know vegeterian and vegans.  I didn’t know that a vast majority of the people on the list were vegetarians like …
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Andre 3000
Steve-O
Rosa Parks
Tommy Lee
Susan B Anthony
I guess there isn’t a look for a vegetarian.  There is no standard of what one looks like. Vegetarians come in all different shapes and sizes. Awe isn’t that a warm and fuzzy thought, Mr. Rogers would be proud (he’s a vegetarian too).
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Have you ever been surprised to learn that somebody is a vegetarian or vegan?
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Friday, nope. Thursday, yes!

Not going to lie, today began on a bit of a rough note.  My alarm went off and I thought, “Yippie! It’s Friday.”  Then I thought for a second and realize nope, not Friday.  Thursday. Don’t you hate when that happens? I was bummed for a quick moment before I realized that I actually look forward to Thursday.  For some reason, Thursday has always been my favorite day of the week.  I think Thursday is all about the excitement for Friday, the weekend and having free-time.  On Thursday, you’re so close to being off from work that you can almost taste it.

Aside from it being Thursday, the other thing that brighten my day was knowing that I could eat one of these for breakfast as I was rushing off to work:

Oatless Oatmeal Cookies!

3/4 cashews, soaked a few hours
3 pitted dates
1 teaspoon coconut oil
1 tablespoon dried coconut flakes
pinch of cinnamon

These cookies are just too easy to make–I think that’s why I like them so much.  Simply combine all ingredients in a food processor and mix until a dough forms.  Separate the dough into desired size for cookies.  Keep in the refrigerator.  I am definitely going to try adding chocolate chips to these in the future.  Can’t go wrong with a little chocolate.

Do you ever wake up thinking that it’s one day and it’s not? I do this all the time.  It’s awesome when it’s actually Saturday but you think it’s Friday for a second.  You dread going to work/school and then realize you have the day off!   Luckily, I’ve never gotten dressed for school/work on an early Saturday morning thinking that it was Friday, that would be terrible.

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15 Truths for June 15

Missed my May confessions, don’t worry this is the internet and nothing ever disappears.

One: I made the best oatmeal cookies this weekend
oatmeal cookies are good

Three: Saying the word Mary instead of Marathon. Not a fan.

Four: The frequency of a watermelon purchase directly relates to the weight of other groceries I need to buy that day. In terms of physical ability, carrying a 20 pound melon of water up 2 flights of stairs to my 3rd floor apartment is the equivalent of running at least 50 miles barefoot carrying a gorilla. I usually stand in front of the watermelon bin for at least 2 minutes while I calculate my one-trip carrying ability of my other groceries and that watermelon. Footnote: taking more than one-trip from my car to apartment is out of the question.
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Five: I am glad I am not a student anymore. Elementary, middle, high, college — blah. I lack the student gene. The only fun times between Septemebr to June happened after 3pm, on the weekends, and during vacations.

Six: I think it’s interesting when people have a shopping cart of soda, Cheetos, Hostess cupcakes, and a box of Splenda. Do you think using a packet of Slenda in your morning coffee instead of actual sugar is superior? A dozen chocolate glazed donuts and skim milk. Really? Nice try.

Seven: If I ever bump into Simon Cowell I am going to thank him for introducing me to PG tea. He talked about PG on the Oprah show a few weeks ago. Try it, you’ll love it.

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Eight: I really don’t like give-aways and I am not sure why.

Nine: There should be more font types. Like an irony font. Sarcasm font. Awkward moment font. Back-handed compliment font. Foreshadowing font. Dishonesty font.

Ten: All Krogers are sketchy between the hours of 7pm and 7am. Some Krogers are always sketchy.

kroger!

Eleven: Triathlons seem like a heck of a lot of work. I’d rather watch and take a nap.


Twelve
: The sole reason I don’t like to run races is the unfortunate 7:30am start time. They should have night races. I could settle for 11:30am races as well.

Thirteen: Avocados should have their own holiday.

Fourteen: If produce is organic, there is a 50/50 chance that I will wash it. Convential produces always get a wash.


Fifteen: Jorts and jeggins are my two favorite words at the moment.

jeggins!

Let’s Talk: What are some of your confessions?
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Coal Cookies

Yesterday I mentioned that I made these amazing cookies.

coal cookies

Coal Cookies (makes 10 small cookies)

  • 1/2 cup cashews, soaked for a few hours
  • 2 tablespoons carob powder
  • 2 dates
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 teaspoons coconut oil
  • dash of cinnamon and nutmeg

Combine all ingredigents in a food processor and blend until a dough forms. Remove from processor and place in a bowl. Put bowl in the refrigerator for 15 minutes –this will harden the dough a little which will make it easier to shape. Roll a piece of the dough into cookies.

and two eyes made out of coal …

These cookies are really dark, just like coal.

coal cookies

Around the Sphere


Kleenex hand towels … and we take a giant step back in the green movement. What is Kleenex thinking?

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13 Confessions for May 13

Lists are good ...One: I  am breaking up with green tea because it makes me feel sick 8/10 times. Two: Every time I chop vegetables I think I am going to lose a chuck of my hand. Or drop the knife on my foot. Or, ...

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Hey there! I am twenty something vegetarian with a passion for real food, cooking, and living a healthy, happy life.
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