My thought process this evening went something like this: I'm hungry. What time is it? (checks phone for time) 4:56pm. Early. I'm a senior citizen disguised as a 24 year old. Eating early is nothing new. What to make? Salad with newly bought sprouts? Kale? And avocado? That avocado needs to be eaten today. It's getting too mushy. Guacamole? Haven't ...